[ID : A looping animation of a black cat pouncing. Against a pale pink background, the moon a small, light sandy-colored circle in the center a wide-eyed, fluidly moving black cat crouches, butt wiggling, then leaps. The moon turns out to be actual-sized and actually close enough for the cat to grab onto the side of. However, the cat’s pupils shrink to slits as the moon begins the rotate like a wheel, clockwise a small amount before hitching. Suddenly, the rotation speeds up and rotates almost 18 degrees. The cat clings through it, ending up upright, on top, on all four legs, tail and ears whipped forward by the rotation speed. These settle back to normal and the cat stares out, pupils round again. Twinkling gold stars appears by its head. /end ID]
always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?
id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment
as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth
untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert
“It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven’t left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow. But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you’re not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are. A part of you knew this was going to happen. Growing up, you just had this feeling that you wouldn’t transition well to adult life, that you’d fall right through the cracks. And look at you now, it’s happening.”
Crazy how this man could have literally done absolutely, 100% nothing and been fine and yet decided to become the dude on stage everyone throws tomatoes at on purpose
